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Clean Code

If it’s not clean we’ll throw it out

Object Oriented

A fastidious approach to orienting objects

24h Service

Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day

Value for Money

Your spinal surgeon will confirm you don’t need that bulky wallet

Faster Response

We don’t need to prove anything in a footrace

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Support in all the right areas, and free where you need to be

We all need a little coffee

Why is coffee so central to our culture? I think the answer is we all need a little help, and the coffee’s a little help with everything — social, energy, don’t know what to do next, don’t know how to start my day, don’t know how to get through this afternoon, don’t know how to stay alert. We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.

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We’re perfect for you

He’s not perfect. You aren’t either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and if he admits to being human and making mistakes, hold onto him and give him the most you can. He isn’t going to quote poetry, he’s not thinking about you every moment, but he will give you a part of him that he knows you could break. Don’t hurt him, don’t change him, and don’t expect for more than he can give. Don’t analyze. Smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him when he’s not there. Love hard when there is love to be had. Because perfect guys don’t exist, but there’s always one guy that is perfect for you.

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We’re the missing link

There is a hidden factor in the evolution of human beings which is neither a ‘missing link’ nor a telos imparted from on high. Terence McKenna suggests that this hidden factor in the evolution of human beings, the factor which called human consciousness forth from a bipedal ape with binocular vision, involved a feedback loop with plant hallucinogens.

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We struck the normies dude

Like Clint Stevens, a Twitch streamer with more than 200,000 followers, said on his stream the other day, ‘normies are the thing you want the most on Twitch. They’re the people that you turn into your dedicated people that watch,’ he said. ‘You need to get those normies, because eventually the dedicated people are going to get jobs, they’re going to get families, they’re going to get people who love them, and then they’re not going to watch you anymore. Everyone goes around from game-to-game, striking the ground, trying to find the vein; the oil vein of the normies … and the eventually a game like Fortnite comes around and they just burst out of the ground.’

‘We struck the normies dude.’

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